The snow had come and the trains were off, and Glasgow Central’s huge wrought-iron gates were shut against the squalls. Across the street, a hundred bodies shivered in a taxi queue that hadn’t moved for half an hour.
Callum stamped his feet and hugged his arms. A sigh curled away from him. He guessed he was now only four taxis from the front. A relief, but a problem of its own: he lacked the funds to get home to Kilmaurs, supposing the driver agreed to take him out of the city and across the moors. Worse weather was to come.
Over the road, people kept arriving, lifting their heads and stopping short at the gates, and from the line would come the cry, “Trains are aff! Buses as well. You’ll need to join the back of the queue.” In a cruel quirk of nomenclature, the back of the queue—always emphasized—now snaked round the corner onto Hope Street.
Callum had joined their ranks an hour ago praying an idea would occur, that money would magic its way into his account. But it was the night before payday and his partner, Siobhan, still on mat-leave and now receiving only statutory, had even less to spare than Callum did. And his father wasn’t answering his phone. Likely he’d fallen asleep in front of the game. Rangers were winning handsomely away to Aberdeen; Dad was a Celtic fan.
Callum slipped his phone from his pocket. No messages.
Fuck it. He had thirty quid in his wallet. Thirty quid was half a taxi.
“Right,” he shouted, turning on his heel. A few dozen heads snapped to attention. “Anyone else going to Kilmaurs? Might as well share if you are.”
Those same heads shook, minutely, almost in unison. Then, agitation halfway up the queue. A purple bobble hat, double-pommed, the owner too small to establish eye contact, so she stepped out the line.
“Did you say Kilmaurs, son?”
Callum nodded. “Aye.”
She was in her mid-fifties. Furry white coat. Platinum blonde under the hat. Heavy mascara. A day’s drink sloshing around inside her. Not that Callum was entirely sober.
“Right,” she said, “that’ll dae us.”
She bent to pick up some bags and Callum spotted her companion, tall and teenaged and looking to the skies like she wanted the storm to entomb her entirely. That’d be the daughter, then.
Callum smiled. Could have been worse. The mum would likely demand his life story and the names of every living relative in the village, but his baby chat—right now, his only chat—would charm her well enough.
One place behind him, an arm cut through the air. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a wee minute here.”
Ah, Christ.
Baldy head. Barbour jacket with the logo on the outside. Probably fancied himself a Jason Statham lookalike but his jowls were on the slide.
“There’ll be no queue skipping while I’m about, so you just haud your horses, love.”
She stopped in her tracks, now out the queue, shopping bags in hand, teenage daughter wraithlike behind her.
A trill of fat fingers. “Back you go.”
But she just stood there, threw a stricken glance at Callum, as if torn between disappointing an Ayrshire-man and angering a maniac.
“Look, mate…” said Callum.
The baldy head swivelled round, all mad eyes and raised brows.
Callum pressed on. “It’s hardly skipping if they’re getting in the same taxi.”
“Hardly skipping? Hardly skipping?” He gestured towards the length of the queue. “Look at all these folk she’s about to hardly skip!”
“But it’s…”
He pointed at someone in the line. “Here, mate, you want to be skipped?” Someone else. “How about you?” Another. “You, mate. You look like you’re freezing your nuts aff. You want somebody going afore you?”
More tiny head shakes; a mumbled, “No.”
“Naw, didnae think so. And she’s sure as fucking fuck no skipping me, so I suggest you shut your face or lose it. Capiche?”
Jesus. “All right,” said Callum. “Erm, capiche. It’s just…”
But the eyebrows were on the rise again and the mum was shaking her head while the queue moved to absorb her, a hen hiding a precious egg. The daughter only smiled, momentarily cut adrift until a purple glove snuck out and snatched her back in.
Callum sighed.
“Aye,” said Jowly Jason. “Thought not.”
Callum’s hands were fists in his pocket, but he knew that’s where they would stay. He kicked a ridge of slush into the road. How was he supposed to get home now? Fucking gammon-faced prick. Into his collar, he mumbled, loud as he dared, “Fuck’s sake.”
Jowly Jason cleared his throat, somehow put a challenge in there, and it was enough. Too much.
Callum spun to face him.
“Haw!”
A shout from somewhere, accompanied by a strange creaking. All eyes in the queue were on the train station gates, so Callum looked too.
A moustachioed face peered back at him through the railings.
“You want to get to Kilmaurs?” he asked. “I can take you. You girls too.”
“Erm, right,” said Callum. “Okay.” But he hesitated, sensing a scam, or some strange joke. Jowly Jason would surely delight in refusing him entry back into the queue if he left it. But the guy was behind the gates. Staff. Likely leaving for the night and, overhearing the commotion, trying to do right by his fellow villagers.
Callum looked for the mum and daughter but they were hidden from his view. Probably waiting for him to move first.
Well, it wasn’t like he could get a taxi now anyway. What did he have to lose?
“M’on then,” said the man, and that strange creaking sounded again as he eased the gate open.
Callum stepped into the road and as if in response the snow thickened, an instant blizzard, its flurries so dense he had to work to keep the giant gates ahead of him, and when he turned to see if the mum and daughter had followed there was nothing at all to look at. Even the queue had vanished.
Callum pressed forward, hands out in front of him, inching through perfect white and infinite silence, until his fingers found iron and rust and a gap to squeeze through.
Callum shook the snow from his coat, ran a hand through his hair, stepping away from the moustachioed man so as not to soak him.
“Cheers,” said Callum. “Really appreciate it. You going to be able to drive in that?”
“Hang on.” The man poked his head out the gate, beyond which the snow hung like wallpaper.
But from it he pulled the mum then the daughter, and with them came a great buffet of powder that swirled around the entranceway then seemed to dart forward, an invading army claiming new ground.
The daughter pinched her jacket under her armpits and gave it three shakes while the mum dumped her bags and waggled her hat in front of her. The invading army inched forward.
“Christ’s teeth!” said the mum. “Thought we’d tummelt into the netherworld there. You ever seen the snow dae that?”
Callum smiled, flexed his toes to combat the pinch of his dress shoes.
The mum balled her gloves into her hat and dropped the hat into a bag. “Cheers for the rescue, pal. And no a moment too soon, eh?” She pointed to Callum. “This one was about to get his head kicked in.”
Callum shook his head. “Not really.”
“You were,” said the daughter, and she smiled wistfully, like she’d missed out on some exquisite spectacle. “You were gonnae lose your face.”
Callum made to object but she wandered away, taking in the station like it was her first go round.
“What’s the story, then, handsome?” said the mum. “You taking us home?”
Callum looked again at their rescuer. He was good-looking, no doubt about it, despite the moustache. Or possibly because of it. The eyes, too, had something about them: gentle, tricksy, maybe a touch sad.
He produced an overstuffed keyring, twisted a key in the lock, and squinted through the bars. “Well, I’m no miracle worker. But mibbes it’ll ease off.”
Then he spun round and grinned like some hidden director had shouted for action. “But I think we’re a bit better aff in here, aren’t we? I’m Wee Johnny the Train Driver. Let’s get some names aff you.”
“Right,” said the mum. “I’m Laura and this is ma niece, Fia. We’re fae Kilmaurs, but I guess that’s old news.”
Callum recalibrated. Okay, not the mum. The mad auntie.
“Nice,” said Johnny, and he pointed at Callum.
“Callum,” he said. “Kilmaurs.”
“Fantastic!” Wee Johnny strode forward onto the main concourse, arms wide like some arsehole off the telly. He wasn’t even that small. “Welcome,” he said, “to Glasgow Central… after hours.”
It looked the same as always. Back before the pandemic, Callum had been through twice a day.
Fia spied the public piano and veered towards it, still twenty yards away but already taking her jacket off.
“That’s it,” said Wee Johnny. “Get some tunes on the go.” To Laura, he asked, “Can she play?”
For a long moment, Laura’s face communicated only fucked if I know, before she gathered herself and rebooted into auntie mode. “Course she can. What a question! Ma wee Fia can do anything she puts her mind to.”
Then she was off up the concourse too, leaving Callum at the gates with her shopping bags. He bent to lift them.
“Watch that one, son,” she said, over her shoulder. “It’s got a ham in it.”
“Right,” said Callum. “Fair play. A ham.” And suddenly he was so tired he could have laid down and used the meat for a pillow. This had been his first proper day out in eight months, since the baby came. She was a delight, little Cora, but she slept like a relapsing coke fiend and so her parents did too. Why wasn’t this day done?
Some of this must have shown on his face, because Johnny wheeled back towards him, head cocked in empathy, still with the TV arms.
“Callum, my man! How’s it going?”
Callum nodded.
“What do you think of the place?”
“Erm, aye, fine. Good.”
“That it?” asked Johnny. “Just good? Ach, well, you don’t see what I see.”
Callum looked again. In truth, he’d always loved Glasgow Central: the vaulted steel and glass roof that seemed to stretch to the horizon, enclosing what once must have been the external façades of Victorian buildings; the curved wooden concessions that lined and dotted the concourse, at least a century old and too small to comfortably host the newsagents and bars and patisseries and coffee shops that did a roaring trade anyway, everyone squashed in together.
At the piano, Fia fumbled through the opening bars of Chopsticks. Callum stifled a sigh, caught Wee Johnny mid-eye roll.
Fuck’s sake. Callum made a show of looking one more time at the station, widened his eyes some. “It is a great place,” he said. “It really is.”
Johnny winked. “Heart of the city. Hang on.” He strode off across the concourse. “All of you, hang on. I’ve got something for youse.”
Up ahead, Laura collapsed onto a chair and waved him off, eyes already half shut. She sighed and a “Sounding good, my love,” escaped with it, like a squeak from a deflating balloon.
Callum placed her bags beside her and sat opposite, trying to relax even though Fia had moved on to Merrily We Roll Along and was giving it a stilted, unsettling cadence, possibly satirically.
“Right,” shouted Johnny, reappearing from some shadowy corner. “Thought youse might be hungry.”
The piano stopped; Laura’s eyes shot open. Johnny brandished a large paper bag, its logo unfamiliar but the smell instantly recognisable.
“Burgers,” he shouted.
“Aww, Wee Johnny,” said Laura, “you shouldn’t have.”
“Aye, I should,” said Johnny. “Course I should. Dig in.”
They did so. The burgers were wide and warm, their paper wrappings translucent with grease. Casey Jones Burger, they read.
“Mmm.” Fia grinned, eyes closed, brows raised in pleasure. “That’s good.”
“Too right,” said Laura, already angling bodily towards her next bite. “Thanks, Wee Johnny.”
“Nae problem. What d’you think, Callum?”
Callum took a bite. Jesus Christ was it good. “Fuck me,” he said, and the others laughed. Between mouthfuls, he asked, “What’s a Casey Jones burger? Never heard of them.”
Johnny elbowed Fia. “Ha! He wouldnae know a Casey Jones burger if he was eating one.”
Fia laughed. “Aye,” she said, “but where do you get them, though? Is it boutique or something? They’re so nice.”
“Haud on,” said Laura, “I mind ae Casey Jones. Wasn’t there a Casey Jones burger place in the station?” She pointed towards the platforms. “Right where that wee Starbucks jobbie is now?”
Johnny grinned.
“This is going back some, mind,” said Laura. “Mibbes thirty years ago.”
“Forty,” said Johnny. “It’s forty years.”
“Hell, I’m no that old, am I?” asked Laura, and she laughed.
Callum stopped eating. There was some strange, clanging note in Johnny’s expression, an odd streak of satisfaction that bordered on the perverse.
“Sorry,” said Callum, “what’s actually the deal with these burgers?”
“They’re forty years old,” said Fia, and she grinned conspiratorially at Johnny.
“Aye,” said Johnny, smiling too, grease from his own burger staining his lips, “that’s right enough. What I did was, I went and bought these four decades ago and hid them away all that time ’cos I wanted you guys to enjoy them tonight.”
“Lovely thought,” said Laura. “I’m made up. Tastes amazing.”
Fia was still grinning at Johnny. “But you’re never forty. How old are you, would you say?”
“I wouldn’t.” Johnny winked at her. “But young enough.”
Ick. The answer was: thirty, at the very least, although you never could tell with these ironic moustaches. Johnny’s clothes, too, were confusing. He was dressed like a train driver all right, but not in the modern fleecy jacket and polyester trousers. Instead, he wore blue overalls, like somebody off Thomas The Tank Engine, like his duties might include shovelling coal. The logo on his chest read British Rail.
Johnny caught Callum staring at it and raised an eyebrow in challenge. British Rail had been privatised and broken up decades ago. It no longer existed. It was ScotRail up here now.
“You get dressed in the eighties as well?” asked Callum. He tried to put some levity in there, but he didn’t feel it, and it didn’t make it back out.
Johnny sighed. “It’s fancy dress, mate. Bit ae fun, if you’ve ever heard of that. Supposed to be going to a party later. Dressed up the burgers too, if you must know.”
“Oh,” said Callum.
“Aye,” said Johnny. “They’re home-made. Printed aff the labels, whole fucking lot. Took me forever, so I hope you’re enjoying them. Waste ae time, turns out.”
“No,” said Fia. “They’re amazing. And I think you look really nice.”
Johnny winked at her again. “Thanks, doll.”
“Whit else was there?” Laura cast her eyes round the station. “Was there no a wee restaurant?”
“Aye,” said Johnny. He pointed down the concourse slope. “Over there. The Caledonia, it was called. Big Mary and Brenda ran it. Had all the train times displayed in the windows above it.”
“Oh, I remember that,” said Laura.
“Aye,” said Johnny. “Every platform had its own window.”
“Seem to know a lot about the eighties.” The words were out Callum’s mouth before he could stop them.
“Do my research, mate. If I’m gonnae dress up, I do it properly. What’s your go-to? Bin-bag Batman?”
“No,” said Callum. Not even. He took another bite of his burger. “So, just to be clear, you’re a train driver… dressed as a train driver?”
Johnny rounded on him. “Well, you’re a prick dressed as a prick, so what’s the difference?”
“Hey,” said Laura. “Be nice, the pair of you, or I’ll knock your heads together.”
Fia wandered away again, smirking, fishing her phone from her pocket.
“Aye,” said Johnny, and there was a note of contrition in there. “I’ll away and see what this snow is up to.”
When he had retreated, Laura whispered, “What are you playing at? This guy’s your only chance of getting home, and you’re bamming him up?”
“Aye,” said Callum, “but he’s strange, though. Do you no think he’s strange?”
Laura’s eyes flicked to Fia. “Strange I can deal with. But I’m getting in his car tonight, and ma wee niece is getting in his car tonight, and we’re getting home, and you’re no gonnae muck that up, you hear me?”
“Yeah,” said Callum. “All right. Sorry. I’ll just go, erm, text my partner. Give her an update.”
“You do that,” said Laura.
Fuck’s sake. What was wrong with him? That was twice now he’d gotten into an argument, almost a fight. He thumbed his phone and tried to tamp down, yet again, that most insidious of fears: that fatherhood was turning him into his father. In a quiet corner of the station, he tapped out a message.
Possible lift with other folk from Kilmaurs. Don’t wait up. Sleep when she sleeps!
He put his phone away and spied, on a distant platform, a train with its carriage lights left on. Odd. He moved closer.
It was an ancient thing, and done up in the wrong colours. Grey and light blue. Along its side, the logo read British Rail. It had three windows at the front instead of the usual two. Above the middle one a destination was displayed.
Kilmaurs.
When Callum turned round again, Johnny was marching back up the concourse. “Right. Weather’s still a bag of shite, so it looks like we’ve got some time to kill. Who fancies a tour?”
Fia raised her hand. “Me! I’ll go.”
“Isn’t that a nice idea?” said Laura, and she side-eyed Callum while she said it.
“Callum, pal,” said Johnny, “what do you say?” Again, he flung his arms wide, and again there was something off about his expression, that same clanging note that this time put a hitch in Callum’s throat and a shiver up his spine.
“Right,” he said, “a tour.”
“Fantastic!” And Johnny winked at him.
Wee Johnny unlocked a door marked No Unauthorised Persons Beyond This Point, beckoned everyone inside, then paused, stuck by some thought, or at least affecting to be.
“Oh, wait,” he said. “Forgot the drinks. Youse must be thirsty.”
“Parched,” said Laura.
Another smile from Fia. “I could drink.”
“Wait here.” Johnny ran off, back into the station proper, leaving the door to swing shut behind him.
Callum put a foot in it, arresting its progress, then peeked out, almost hoping to see Johnny lurking there with a key poised, awaiting the return of the lock, but he was gone.
Laura and Fia took no notice of this; they were busy on their phones.
Fia flashed her screen at her auntie. “See what my mum wrote? Telt her I’m stuck in the train station wi’ two randoms and all I get back is take care. Thanks, Mum.”
A tut from Laura, half an eye roll, then back to her own screen.
“Right,” said Callum, “do you no think there’s something a bit weird happening here?”
Fia looked him up and down, took in his foot in the door and raised an eyebrow.
“Hilarious,” said Callum. “I mean with him.”
“He thinks you’re a prick.”
“Yeah,” said Callum, “’cos I’m not buying into his bullshit. Plus, there’s an actual, honest-to-god British Rail train out there, from fucking yore, lit up like a fair and ready to go.”
Laura didn’t look up. “Well, we are in a train station.”
“You know its destination? Kilmaurs.”
“Naw,” said Laura. “You cannae get a train that terminates at Kilmaurs.”
“I know.”
“Probably just read it wrong,” said Fia, now regarding him like he was some snot-nosed schoolkid from two years below, like he was stood before her on a dare. “Probably drunk.”
“Now, Kilmarnock,” said Laura, “aye, could be.”
“It wisnae Kilmarnock, okay?” said Callum. “Right, how about this? This Wee Johnny is in his mid-thirties—I’m sorry, Fia, but he is—and he hasn’t once looked at his phone. Pretty odd.”
“You,” said Laura, “are clutching at straws.”
The door moved and Callum flinched away. Johnny was back, clutching a Presto carrier bag bulging with cans. A smile, then a glance at Callum.
“What’s he been saying?”
“Thinks you’re weird,” said Fia, “’cos you’re no on your phone all the time. You doing a detox?”
“A whit?”
“I know, it’s social suicide.” Fia smiled. “It’s fine if you’re a bit older, though. I mean, if you’re a bit older, it’s totally fine.”
Johnny cocked his head. “Cool. M’on then.” He led them down a staircase. “And you be careful wi’ they daft shoes on, Callum. Don’t want you taking a header over the railings, now, do we?”
Daft shoes? They maybe pinched a bit but they were fucking Italian. Prick.
On the landing, Johnny cuddled into Fia, gave her a squeeze. Creepy fucker. What age was Fia, really? Sixteen? Seventeen? A kid. And Laura didn’t seem to care. She was back on her phone again, for some reason shaking it up and down.
Momentarily defeated, she pocketed it, burped, then shouted ahead. “Not to take the wind out your sails, son, but me and Fia have already done the tour. The official one. Wi’ the disused Victorian platform and the dead soldiers and all ae that.”
“Aye,” said Fia, “and the ghosts. There were some brilliant ghosts he talked about.”
“That does make it a bit mair difficult, aye,” said Johnny. “But what if I telt you I could make this place come alive in a way no regular tour ever could?”
“Dunno, like,” said Laura. “Thon guy was pretty good.”
“Aye,” said Fia, “he was. No as much ae a wee ride, though.”
“Fia! Control yourself.”
“Sorry, Auntie. Just having a laugh.”
“Well, find something else to laugh about.”
Thank God. Some parenting. Callum caught up with Laura and walked astride, eyes on Johnny. I’ve got your back.
“Oi, Mr Man wi’ the bloody cans,” Laura shouted, “you keeping them all to yourself? Getting a fair drooth on over here.”
Callum sighed. That didn’t last long.
“Aye, aye,” said Johnny. “Let’s just get where we’re going first.”
The tour hadn’t gotten off to the most enthralling start. They were in a small underground car park with concrete floors, red and white painted brick walls and too-bright fluorescents shining overhead. Callum prayed one of the half-dozen cars left was Johnny’s, but they all looked too modern. Jesus, Callum. Get a grip. He’s only dressing up.
“It’s doon this way,” said Johnny, and out came the keyring again. He unlocked another door, this one a dull grey and bearing only the warning, Mind your head.
Behind was a narrow breeze-block passageway with hanging wires, a fluorescent light propped up vertically beside the door, and darkness in both directions beyond.
Opposite, the breeze block had been ripped out to create an opening. A modern metal staircase led down into darkness; foetid air rose up to meet them.
Fia scrunched her nose. “Boak.”
Beyond the staircase, just visible, a grooved, cast-iron column supported a riveted metal superstructure familiar from train stations across the country.
“This’ll be the Victorian platform, then,” said Laura.
“It stinks,” said Fia, turning away.
“Aye,” said Johnny. “But wait till you see what we’ve come to see.” He produced an ancient torch and shone it down the hole.
“Did it smell this bad last time?” asked Laura.
Fia gagged. “No! Jebus Crisp. Who died?”
“Somebody wi’ halitosis and a shitty arse,” said Laura.
Fia sniggered. “Aye, and a giant fan to waft it all aboot with.”
Johnny rounded on them, torch in their faces. “Enough about the smell, okay. Just… enough. It’s no that bad.”
It was that bad, but something else was upsetting Callum. He could hear, faint and echoing, the squeal of brakes, the rickety clank of train wheels over tracks. Impossible.
Johnny stood in the opening, and out came the TV grin and the TV arms, and all mysterious he said, “Are youse ready to experience what life was like in Glasgow nearly one hundred years ago?”
Laura and Fia glanced at each other. A shrug from the teenager.
“Sure,” said Laura, finally. “Be happier if I had a drink to experience it with, but, aye, what the hell?”
“Fine, fine,” said Johnny, and he reached into his Presto bag. “There you go.”
Four cans of Tennent’s Lager appeared, with an old-style logo on one side and pictures of coyly posed young women on the other, all big hair and plunging necklines. The Lager Lovelies. Jesus.
Laura grinned. “Oh, you’re some man, Wee Johnny. They look bang-on.” She fizzed open her can and chugged a mouthful.
“Lovelies for my lovelies.” Johnny winked, jerked a thumb at Callum. “And one for this grumpy prick too. Right, get them necked and on we go.” He descended the stairs with Fia at his back, a skip in her step to keep up with him.
Callum examined his can, tweaking the old-school ring-pull before flipping the thing over and reading the expiry date. Sept 86.
“Laura,” he said. “Take a look at this.”
Laura looked at the date. She stopped short, horror in her eyes. Finally.
“Callum,” she said, “do you think ma ham’ll be all right upstairs? It’ll no freeze in the cold, will it? It’s bone in.”
“Jesus Christ,” said Callum. “Your ham’s fine. Get out the way.”
He bundled past her, down the stairs, trying to pick out Johnny and Fia in the gloom. He couldn’t see them directly, but Johnny’s torchlight swung erratically from behind a nook in the wall up ahead.
What Callum could see was a ruin. Nothing beyond the skeletal remained. No trains, no tracks, just slick bricks and warped wood, and debris all around.
As Callum’s foot touched the platform, Johnny’s torch went out. The darkness was near total, just a sliver of light from the opening above. The echoing clang of Laura’s shoes on the stairs punctuated deathly silence.
“Fia?” said Callum. “Johnny?”
Nothing.
And then a whine, distant and mechanical. A train was coming. That couldn’t be.
But it was.
Callum could see nothing, but beneath his feet a great rumbling took up, steam hissed and popped and screeching brakes reverberated off the bare walls. The thing was coming along the platform.
Callum scrabbled for his phone, fumbled for the torch.
But suddenly a light was on him. It must have been Johnny’s torch but was much too bright and way too close, and among the hissing and screeching and shaking came Fia’s voice.
“Johnny, I said no. I told you it was just a laugh. Fucking pervert!”
And then something hit Callum’s face, something heavy and soft and awful that sent him sprawling to the floor and left a streak of wetness all across him.
The darkness and the silence returned.
Johnny’s torchlight flicked across the ceiling. From somewhere, dripping. Water? Hopefully water.
“Aw, fuck,” Johnny was saying. “Aw, fuck me.”
Callum sat up, rubbed at the wetness on his face. Liquid matted his jacket, cooled at his throat. Too dark to see its colour.
“Has something happened?”
Laura. Her voice floated down the stairs, childlike, thin as a memory.
“Johnny, you there? Somebody tell me what’s happened. Fia? Is it ma wee Fia? What’s happened?”
Callum had dropped his phone when he fell, but there it was, mercifully, at his feet. He picked it up and Siobhan and Cora beamed out at him, the lock-screen picture now bisected by a great crack in the glass.
“Callum,” said Laura. “That you? You need to tell me what’s going on, son.”
Johnny was a long way up the platform now, his light erratic, receding, allowing only brief snapshots of a bricked-up tunnel entrance behind him. No way a train could have come through there.
Callum thumbed his torch app and lit up his hand.
Blood. Of course.
He scrambled to his feet, fighting some urge not to face Laura, not to let her see, because this wasn’t his own blood. He was sure of it. But there was no point in delaying.
He swept his torchlight towards her and illuminated a severed arm on the ground between them.
Fia’s. Ripped away above the elbow.
Laura screamed. “Ma Fia! Ma wee Fia!”
She was off down the platform, into the darkness, Callum running to keep up. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
“Aye, but it was an accident.” Johnny shouted. Only his legs were visible. A great swathe of inky blackness lay between the torchlight arcs. “I thought she’d see it,” he said. “I thought…”
“Help us,” Callum shouted, but Johnny stayed put.
“There,” Laura scrambled down onto the trackbed, shoe half off, the Tennent’s can falling from her hand and rolling away.
Fia was alive, sitting upright. She stared at the stump of her arm, then at Laura, then at Callum.
Then she passed out.
Dark blood gushed from the stump, glistened on the floor as it followed the phantom train.
A tourniquet. Callum jumped onto the trackbed, already reaching for his belt as Laura rushed to Fia, kneeling in all that blood and holding her niece’s head, and looking back at Callum like he could fix all this.
He couldn’t. But he had to do something, so he set his phone on the ground and tightened his belt around Fia’s ruined arm, trying not to see the ragged skin flaps, the pink flesh studded with bright white bone fragments, the viscous, endless blood.
“Oh, Fia.” Laura fussed at Fia’s hair, stroking her too-pale skin. “Oh, ma wee Fia.”
Callum had to wrap the belt three times before it was tight enough but, mercifully, the flow slowed.
“Laura,” he said. “We need an ambulance.”
“Right. Of course.” Laura fished for her phone, turned the screen to Callum. “No bars, son.”
Fuck. “Okay.” He checked his own device. “No bars.”
Laura nodded at Johnny, still at the far end of the platform, his torchlight now unnaturally still. “He’s not going to have a phone, is he?”
Callum shook his head, and in the same moment Johnny put his torch out and was gone. A ghost, spirited away.
“Jesus Christ,” Laura whispered.
“Laura,” said Callum, “I’m going to have to run back upstairs to phone for help. I’ll be as quick as I can. You’ll need some light.”
“Right,” she said, but she only stared into the darkness where Johnny had stood.
“Your phone, Laura. It’s in your hand. Turn on your torch.”
She turned her gaze to Callum, hardly seeming to see him. “Right, son. My torch. Don’t be long.”
Callum climbed back onto the platform, skirted the arm, up the stairs, turning back only momentarily to see, in tableau in the darkness, like a snowglobe on a distant shelf, auntie and niece in terrible embrace.
“Come on, baby,” Laura was saying. “Come on. Oh, ma wee Fia.”
Callum moved on, out through the opening, through the dull grey door and into the underground car park. He killed his torch and held his phone high above him, spun a slow spiral on his heel with eyes on his screen until he heard a key in a lock.
What the fuck?
Johnny, at the grey door. Locking it.
Callum took three steps backwards. “What are you doing, Johnny? They’re still in there. They need… Her fucking arm’s off.”
Johnny grimaced. “I know, I know. It’s fucking dreadful. And her a piano player too. Bloody tragic, mate.”
“She needs an ambulance.”
Johnny just shook his head. “Nah. These guys… Aye, I made a mistake there. Thought they’d loosen you up, help you get into the spirit of the place. But, aye, mibbe best to pretend they just didnae happen.”
“What? They’re…”
“A distraction. Especially that big spooky wan.” He shook his head. “I shouldnae have bothered wi’ them, but you might no have come otherwise. They don’t see what I see. But you do.”
What was he talking about? The train?
Callum took another step backwards. “Fuck off.”
A smile from Johnny. “Aye, you see it.”
Callum had no time for this, so he just turned on his heels and ran. Now he needed the police and an ambulance. Fine. They’d sort him out.
There was no reception in the underground car park anyway, so he raced upstairs, back towards the modern station. Johnny didn’t follow.
The access door was still unlocked, thankfully. Callum battered through it, eyes on his phone, waiting for it to reconnect.
How can there be no reception in Central fucking Station? There was always 5G.
But something felt different. The lights… Had they changed colour? Callum looked up.
The lights were the least of it.
Twenty yards ahead, where the Starbucks should have been, a kiosk: Casey Jones Burger. What the fuck?
Giant advertising hoardings hung from the rafters. Benson & Hedges, one read, and Bring your cheque book in for a free tune up, and, Order by phone.
Callum staggered forward. This was wrong. All wrong. The concourse chairs were gone, the floor now bare concrete and dotted with stubby black litter bins.
The electronic departure board was away too, but Callum knew where he’d find the train times: in the upper windows of the main concession building. Only one train was scheduled for departure. Its destination: Kilmaurs.
Movement in the doorway underneath. Callum flinched, squinted into the shadows between orange gingham curtains, beneath the glowing sign for the Caledonia Restaurant.
Johnny hadn’t followed him, but all the same he was here.
He stepped forward and spread his arms wide. “Welcome to Glasgow Central, Callum.”
“You see it, don’t you? What I see. You’re here. Tell me you’re here, Callum.”
Callum blinked. No point denying it. “I’m here.”
His phone was still in his hand. Subtly, he angled the screen towards him. Still no bars. Oh, hell.
“Callum, pal, naw,” said Johnny, nodding at the phone. “Look about you. It’s 1983. Outer space disnae chat to fancy rectangles here. Put it away. Embrace what’s happening.”
Callum took a step backwards. 1983? His voice was a croak. “What’s happening, Johnny?”
“Magic! Or, I don’t know, something like that. Point is, I’m going home. And I’ll be honest wi’ you: I’m no really a train driver.”
Callum’s stomach fell. Somehow this admission was worse than anything else. Johnny had been lying from the off. “Uh-huh.”
“Or not anymore, at least. Was a train driver, had a bit of an accident, more of a caretaker now. And I cannae fucking leave.” Johnny shook his head. “But it’s somebody else’s turn now. It has to be.” Into the rafters, he shouted, “Surely to fucking goodness!”
Callum swallowed. “Yeah, but not me. It can’t be me. I’ve got a baby. A wee girl. She’s… Please, Johnny. I’m no interested.”
“And you think I was?” He pointed to the timetable above him. “Train to Kilmaurs leaves in ten minutes. That’s my ticket out of here. I’ve arranged it all. Scheduled it up.”
“Okay, but not me.”
“Has to be, mate. Plus you owe me. You owe me.”
“Johnny, I don’t.”
“Aye, you do. Time is weird here, Callum. You’ll find that. You cannae leave, but you can slip through time, forward and back, at least for a little while. I’ve seen this place getting built. I’ve seen it fall. And I’ve seen tonight, many times.” That sympathetic head cock again. “And I’m sorry to have to tell you this, but usually by now you’re lying deid out the front.”
What? No.
“Aye. Sorry. You get in a fight. I think you know who with.”
Callum laughed. No way was this real. No chance. He’d never been in a fight in his life. He wasn’t his dad. He wasn’t. “Bullshit.”
Johnny shrugged. “Lucky punch, shit shoes, down you go. Sorry, pal, but there it is. You don’t get to go back to your wee girl. That’s out of the equation.”
Callum looked at the gates, like the answer might be out there. From his angle, it was impossible to see much beyond them, only that the snow was gone. Orange street lights reflected off slick, powder-free tarmac. Another impossibility.
“And I am sorry about all this, Callum. I know it’s hard to hear. But on the other hand, I did save your life. I intervened. So, aye, you owe me.”
“I don’t believe you. I…” Callum swallowed. “I have… I…”
“I’ve got kids too, you know,” said Johnny. “Or at least I did in 1983. That’s why it has to be now. Why I’ve worked so hard. I know you see how hard I’ve worked. How much I’m fucking concentrating. And the thing that’s holding me here will see it too and just let me go. Just let me go. That’s all I ask. Has it no been long enough?”
A new chill swept through the station and Callum had to adjust his stance, faltering like a weight had been lifted from his back.
“Ha!” Johnny pointed at him. “It’s working. It’s fucking working!”
Callum looked down. His jacket was gone. Underneath, blue overalls. His hand went to the stitched-in logo. British Rail.
“I knew it would work. Fucking yass!”
But Callum was barely listening. He had to get out of here. He sprinted for the main gate, nearly going over on his ankle as he turned. His shoes had changed, replaced with clumpy work boots. Oh, shit. What’s happening?
Callum rattled into the iron gate, pulled at it with all he had. Locked. The street outside was deserted. No people, no taxis, no snow. No body.
Okay. There were at least a half dozen ways out of here. Back inside, round the corner and down the steps onto Union Street. Worth a try.
Johnny watched him go, without bothering to give chase. “You know why it’s working? ’Cos you love this place, Callum. I know you do. You’ll look after it. I’d see you in here all the time. That’s why it had to be you.”
Locked. Where next?
“Always sitting in the Costa Coffee. Or you’d be coming in aff the train and you’d be the only one—the only one out of everyone—to walk through wi’ your head up, taking it all in.”
Hope Street. Back across the concourse, clomping across the concrete, but Callum could see from halfway that the shutter was down. Fuck!
With sudden clarity, he knew the whole place was locked up, as sure as if he’d locked the doors himself. He knew too that Johnny had the keys and that he didn’t have much time.
Johnny had quietened. A smart leather bomber jacket had materialised over his overalls and he was marvelling at it. He fingered its hem, grinning. Fuck.
Callum had never been in a fight in his life. But he thought of Cora, her smile, her smell, her tiny hugs. And he thought of never seeing her again, and of her never seeing him, and of leaving Siobhan to raise her on her own. And he thought, no.
Between Callum and Johnny: Laura’s shopping bags. They still existed, here in 1983. Did that mean Laura and Fia did too? Were they still down there, waiting for help to arrive?
Callum eyed Johnny again. Still distracted by the jacket. If Callum was going to do something, it had to be now.
Something caught his eye, sticking out of Laura’s shopping bag: a ham. Bone in.
That’ll do.
Callum ran at Johnny, picked up the ham leg on the way past. Cold to the touch but still soft. Not frozen. Shit.
He raised it high anyway, now at a full sprint, and Johnny saw him coming.
“What the…”
Callum didn’t slow down. He swung the ham, twisting with his full body, aiming for the head, his feral scream echoing through the station.
It wasn’t enough to knock Johnny out—he’d got a hand in the way at the last second—but it sent him staggering backwards, his fall near arrested until Callum stepped forward again and with his great clompy work boots sent him through the Caledonia Restaurant’s gingham-curtained window.
He landed in a shower of glass, head scudding off a table corner on the way down.
Was he dead? Was that even possible? Callum didn’t wait for an answer. He searched Johnny’s pockets, found the keys. Fled.
Callum smashed through the access door, flung himself down the stairs, through the underground car park, caught his breath at the door marked Mind your head. He didn’t have to guess which key would open it. He just knew.
They were still on the trackbed, held in their distant arc of light, Laura hunched over Fia, who was still unconscious and now deathly pale.
On seeing him, Laura flinched and held her niece closer, but said nothing. There was fear there. Terror. She thinks I’m Johnny.
Callum raced down the stairs. “It’s me, it’s me. It’s just Callum.”
“Callum? Christ. Did youse swap clothes?”
“No.” He ran the length of the platform, readied to jump down, but hesitated. That terror was still there. Laura gripped Fia’s remaining arm so tight it was sure to bruise.
“Are you one as well? Of whatever he is. A demon? Oh, tell me you’re not, Callum.”
“No,” said Callum. “I promise.” I hope. “But we have to get out of here. Now.”
Laura glanced at the exit. “No ambulance?”
Callum shook his head. “Johnny’s locked all the doors. But I’ve got the keys now. I can get us out. We can carry her together.”
Laura took Fia’s hand and clasped it, fingers threading together. She didn’t get up.
“Please,” said Callum, “just trust me.”
Laura took in his boots and his overalls, then looked him square in the eye. “I’ve no got much choice, have I?”
Quickly, they moved, placing Fia on the platform edge while they clambered back up and picked her up again. Laura took the feet, moving backwards until Callum suggested she turn around. Callum grasped Fia under her armpits, her head lolling on his shoulder, while with phone in shaking hand, he tried to light their way.
At the bottom of the stairs, Laura stopped. “The arm. We need her arm. I’m no leaving it.”
“Right,” said Callum. “Of course. Her arm.” And he fought an unseemly stab of impatience that seemed to surface then dissipate in the same moment. What was his hurry?
“They’ll stitch it right back on,” said Laura. “Good as new.”
“Aye, good as new.” And, regardless, there’ll be another tour group down here tomorrow. Can’t have an arm lying around.
Shit, where did that thought come from?
Callum found the arm and grabbed it, though they had to set down their cargo for him to do so, then reload, rebalance, then slowly manoeuvre up the stairs, Callum now with the added awkwardness and ick of the severed hand, which he lay across Fia’s belly and held secure by interlocking its fingers with his own.
An ambulance. Somehow Callum knew there were payphones in front of platforms one and nine, that three of them were properly out of order and one was awaiting cleaning after being doused with beer. If Laura’s phone didn’t work—if it really was 1983—the payphones surely would. But Callum didn’t want to spend another second in the station. Not the way his thoughts were turning. Plus there was a body up there, needing to be cleaned away. A glazier to book.
No, no. That wasn’t right. Concentrate. Callum had killed a man—a ghost?—and his body was lying in plain view. Did they have CCTV in 1983? He needed to get out of the station now.
“Just to warn you,” said Callum, “things look a bit different upstairs. Johnny’s… done things.”
“Aye, and I’ll do things to him,” she mumbled.
“No,” said Callum. “We should just leave. Maybe there’s a doctor in the taxi queue.”
“Right. That’s a plan.”
The main concourse was as he’d left it—the wrong-coloured lights, the concrete floor, the kiosks and adverts from Laura’s youth. If Callum had expected a reaction from her, he didn’t get one. She barely glanced up. Yet for some reason, he wanted her to be impressed.
“You seeing this, Laura?” he asked. “Look—it’s 1983.”
She looked. Nothing. “Right,” she said. “Okay, son. 1983. How are we getting out?”
Callum bristled. She couldn’t see what he saw. And she’d spoken to him like he’d gone mad, like she was humouring a lunatic out of fear and necessity. But why did he care? She was only interested in Fia. Of course she was.
“Main gate,” he said, then regretted his choice. It took them too close to the Caledonia Restaurant, and with Laura at the front, Callum wasn’t steering the ship. Would she be able to see Johnny’s body? Would it still be there?
“Jesus Christ!” she said. “There’s ma ham.”
Right. The ham. “Yep,” said Callum, and before he could conjure an explanation, they were upon the smashed restaurant window and Johnny’s mangled body. Still there.
Laura slowed. Her shoulders slumped. Callum didn’t know if she was seeing the Caledonia or the Marks & Spencers the building had become, but she saw Johnny, all right.
“Just keep moving,” said Callum.
And she did, faster than ever. Callum wanted to explain that in killing Johnny he’d saved her life and—hopefully—Fia’s, but he knew she would nod and agree and not believe him. She’d fallen in with demons, and this was the outcome.
Beyond the gate, the snow had returned, as thick as ever. Maybe good news. And maybe not thickness at all—was it instead a void? Callum had a sense of the station detached from the world, somehow moving through time, in a sort of flux. Could he return to 2025? Was that what Johnny was able to do?
In silence, they set down Fia once more, and Callum unlocked the doors. That squeak again.
“Can’t even see the taxi queue.” Laura avoided Callum’s eye, seemed to be speaking only to herself.
“They’ll be…”
“Is anybody there?” she shouted, cutting across him. “I’m needing help.”
No reply.
“Let’s just get out of here,” said Callum, and they lifted the body again, Laura leading the way with the legs and Callum following until, in an instant, he wasn’t.
He’d stopped dead against the snow, but Laura—already out of sight—kept going, pulling Fia from his arms. If Fia fell, if Laura fell with her, landing in the snow, Callum had no clue. He could see nothing, hear nothing at all.
What the fuck? Callum pressed his hand flat to the void. He felt no cold, no wetness. Only a gentle resistance that grew as he pushed.
“Laura?” he shouted. “Anyone?”
Nothing. And the echo was wrong, like shouting at a wall. What had Johnny said—he could never leave?
Callum stepped back, tripped on something underfoot.
Fia’s arm, forgotten on the floor. Shit, she needs that.
He picked it up, pushed it through. The fingers disappeared, then the wrist and forearm, with no resistance until Callum’s own fingers brushed against the void, whereupon the arm simply vanished.
Okay. Dealt with. There was little point, but Callum wanted to shout after them, to apologise for their ordeal. He couldn’t shake the feeling that he was responsible, that he should have taken better care of them.
But they’d left the station. They were on their own. His job was done. Ah, no—one more thing. Laura’s bags. They were still on the concourse.
Callum gathered them, stuffed the ham back in—it didn’t look too bashed, would likely cook just fine; she’d been worried about that—then gently kicked them out the gate and into the void until they too disappeared.
There. Callum wandered back up the concourse, eyeing the seats. There was more to do, but fuck was he ever tired. It had been a hectic day at the station: the snow, the cancellations, the impromptu tour and murder.
He sat, sighed, smoothed down the bristles of his heavy moustache. A moment, then he’d deal with the body and the glass. After that, back down to the Victorian platform to mop up Cora’s blood.
No, not Cora. Fia. Who is Cora?
Fuck! Callum shot to his feet.
Cora Jane Galloway, eight months old. La Bambina, Cora Menora, Professor Partytime. Lady Shenanigan Nonsense. Five teeth and an urge to use them. Resolutely bald. Big hat fan. Her mother’s eyes.
Callum raced for the platforms and jumped the gate, towards the two-carriage Class 303 scheduled for special departure to Kilmaurs in just a few minutes’ time. No, no, none of that jargon: the train home.
Cora’s mother. Siobhan Annabel Galloway. His partner in exhaustion. Two years his junior but the adult in any room. So empathetic she’d root for pocket lint if you named it. A sneeze like a dying elephant. Needlessly profane. A survivor of too much already. But not this.
Instinct took Callum not to the passenger doors but to the driver’s cab where, inside, the controls fell into his hands like an impatient lover.
Johnny thought this a way out, worked hard to arrange it. But he wanted 1983, not 2025. What had he said? Time was funny here—you could slip through it, forward and back. You just had to concentrate.
Right, then. 2025. Cora, Siobhan, Dad. Mobile phones, WhatsApp, Signal, Insta. Digital fucking marketing. Brexit, the pandemic and a cost of living crisis. Climate collapse.
Time to go.
Callum peered out the cab windows. Was the void thinning? Did it look like snow again? Hard to say.
But impossible to delay. Leave the station late without just cause and he’d get written up. The time had come.
Callum took a deep breath, flexed his toes one last time against the pinch of his fancy Italian dress shoes, and accelerated.